Burger King - Brookings

Very pleased w/the impossible whopper... not alot of plant based opitions..

Ordered onion rings and asked for cheese on burger. No cheese and fries instead of rings. Should've checked bag before I left. Disappointing. I was charged for both. But. Shake was good.

Food was haunted but otherwise tasty, I know that the staff doesn't HAVE to go through the trouble of possessing each burger with the cursed souls of the forsaken, but I do appreciate the effort even though at night spiders emerge from my eyelids when I look in the mirror and my fingers have turned to blackened shriveled stumps. The shadow monster that lives in the corner of my bedroom ceiling now gives me coupons after my sleep paralysis sessions, so that's a plus. Anyway I'm off to go clutch at the robe of an exorcist while I gurgle long dead languages and urinate zesty sauce down my leg.

The price is right! We enjoy the Whopper and the Impossible Whopper and lately they have been on sale for only 2 for $5. Only the drive-thru is open and service is very slow. But it's worth the wait.

Frozen Fanta Wild Cherry was great. Just wish they would give you the option of no salt on the fries. And maybe some ranch dressing or BBQ sauce.