House On The Hill - Dartford

This place was always our go to in Dartford for good kebabs, but the meal we just had was inedible! We had two Doner kebabs, both of which were filled with thick dry crusty chunks of overcooked meat that had clearly been sat and reheated multiple times. Both my wife and i struggled to chew and swallow the dry inedible meat, and in fact both of us suffered from indigestion as a result of trying to eat it! Both salads lacked both tomato and cucumber, and the chips were as good as cold. Even harder to swallow is the fact I paid £20 for the misfortune of being served this horrible garbage. Safe to say they've lost our custom.

The food was tasteless there was more grease than a slab of lard large portion but no flavour at all 45 notes put in the bin would off had more fun burning the money Be warned Not a pleasant experience They just laughed when you complained Never again

Order at 7.20 and 10 past 9 when driver turn up i set it back, after ringing shop twice to tell me it had left the lady laugh down phone so cancelled it and still sent driver with my cold food 1st time ordering from this place and the last time

Usually I collect, but after a long day at work and having a few beers, delivery is the better option. Twice I’ve ordered for delivery now, quoted an hour, turns up hour and 30/40 mins later. Pizza stone cold and soggy. Chips been in the paper so long, that they’re soaking wet and sweaty, with bits of wet paper stuck between. Call up and all they can do is apologise. No explanation of what’s happened, just “all I can do is apologise”. Maybe do more from the beginning to avoid your food being so shocking when it arrives to paying customers. Will never use again.

Have ordered from here several time and every time there delivery’s are just shocking, they quote you 30 minutes to 45 and you’re lucky if you receive it before 2-3 hours and when you ring up very unhelpful and just tell you that you should expect it or it’s not there fault and tell you to stop ringing.