Burger King - E Common Ln, Scunthorpe

The best smelly burger George loved it! Ate chippy with his friends after football and Princess ate a salad to be trendy (disowned her after that) and Susan ate all the food in the restaurant and then proceeded to eat the actual building. Then George broke susans neck cuz she ate his burger as well and mine. I pinchd Susan. Good day today and then got the house burned down cuz George was watching w2s on youchube. next time I promise that me and the lads will drop Susan off in the middle of nowhere and leave her there. Chippy was fresh and tasted like George's poo Vegetarian options: My leg is in agony need help mow Dietary restrictions: George is allergic to healthy food and is on track to becoming fatter than Susan. I can't handle this. Tony is about to give me some tickets for a vacation to the dump Parking: Susan sat on a chippy oooed and then ate the poopy choppy Kid-friendliness: George got sat on by Susan and cannot breathe and then I broke his leg and he ate wood which he is allergic to so I say very good for laddy kids ye innit bruv Wheelchair accessibility: Susan was not welcomed in with her scooter and I slammed the door on her and broke her fat nose and George said sui sui sui

Lovely clean store an food was amazing Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Service: Take out Meal type: Brunch Price per person: £30–40 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Bacon Double Cheeseburger

I visited at lunch time and the place was empty of customers and I still had a 7 minute wait for food. Atmosphere nil Plenty of customers across the road at McDonald's. Service: Dine in Food: 3 Service: 3 Atmosphere: 1

Didn't receive my food after ordering online. Service: Delivery Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £30–40 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1