Up Up Espresso - Everett

It 's Saturday March 26th 2022 and the past week has been an absolute nightmare. I got hired on at Amazon dws5 so everett wa has become my new home... Life was finally enjoyable once again until it was time to learn another valuable lesson: (FELLAS no matter how convincing your ex girl is, do not move back into HER house and think that she is just trying to be a friend and wants to see you succeed in life! TRANSLATION: she wants total control of your life once again and the second that she feels like she doesn 't have control, your a is out on the street with nothing in a forigen territory that shows all of the familiar symptoms of a GHETTO ... First things first, I noticed a store with a coffee shop in its parking lot....The outside of this coffee shop would suggest that there 's a very good chance i would meet my future wife if I was to pay a visit to it...AND, she is probably wearing the exact outfit I 'd love to see her in on our honey moon!!! BEFORE i go to the café up and up, I wanted to go Into this little mini mart to ARM myself against a potential attacker in the event the situation presents itself.. I walk into the store and it 's empty other than this little again man behind the counter and myself......Rather than keep my potential princess waiting in the coffee shop and looking threw all of the stuff in the display cases, I politely ask the man if there are any batons or other things of the sort.....he walks over and points into the case at the flash light tasers and walks back behind the counter.....i stood there confused thinking to myself, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE to have most of the items you would expect to see on WIsh.com BUT not have anything like a Baton, cattle prod, brass knuckles, etc.. Now it 's obvious that this man and myself are going to be get very familiar with one another ESPECIALLY if I can find a baton...I walk-around to a few of the display cases and I hear him tell Ms I have one minute left...I look up at him and ask until what closing time??? He says no, until I have to leave the store because of a federal regulation....Out come the earbuds and Enter the monster that handles these types of confrontations for me... I will stay In this F 'n store until I feel like I 'm ready to leave unless you feel like you can do something to change that!!! Suddenly, thoughts of police suv 's and loaded assault rifles poured into my mind and I still had to check out the Cafe up and up!! I took a deep breath and quickly grabbed a ten pack of X rated dad 's and approced the counter....he said 19 somethin something so I handed him a 20 dollar bill...HE HOLDS IT UP IN THE AIR.....AND KEEPS IT IN THE AIR....AND KEEPS IT IN THE....(MONSTER: U HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! he asks: Do you have a different one!! MONSTER: REACHES INTO HIS POCKET HOLDING UP TEN DIFFERENT 20S YELLING PICK ONE!!! he handed the first twenty back and appeared to be scanning the ones I was holding!! I picked up my 20 and my pornos and dropped a different one on the counter as he handed me a quarter..FOR ALL THE SKEPTICS READING THIS: THERE IS MOST DEFINATELY A HIGHER POWER OUT THERE LISTENING TO PRAYERS; HERE IS YOUR PROOF...IN MY MIND I SPOKE SOFETLY TO THE UNIVERSE ASKING FOR SOMETHING I COULD THROW AT THIS MAN AND RIGHT THEN, HE HANDS ME A QUARTER!!! AMEN!!! and that quarter flew right for his head as I walked out of the store...I was so mad at this man I was yelling and swearing at him as if he was still in my presence!!! By the time I was able to stop yelling I had painted such an elaborate portrait of that horrible man,, store, experience, and to what extreme lengths I have no problem taking things to when somebody insults my intelligence....SKEPTICS: if you don 't believe in angles, here is proof that they are real... Surrounded be evil and only having a few porno DVDs to throw like ninja stars at a potential attacker, reality starts sinking in as the last profanities fly out of my mouth when suddenly I cant speak, think, breath, and

Made my drink perfect with great customer service and conversation ,she had great vibe for my birthday. 02/21/22

I had ordered a few coffees recently from here over Uber because I love mexican mochas and not a lot of places make em. The other day before work I decided to stop by and grab one since I was actually out of the house. Had NO IDEA this was a bikini bar, but I didn't mind. The woman who helped me was very friendly and beautiful. The surprise definitely woke me up a lot even before I had my drink! I feel bad for the Uber delivery people though but oh well

I work near Up Up and have always ordered my drinks from them via Uber Eats. They consistently prepared my drinks perfectly, and the staff would often leave uplifting messages on them that brightened my day! I'm really disappointed to see that they are no longer available on Uber Eats, but I’m more than willing to drive over to get a drink from them anyway.

I absolutely adore this stand! It's been my favorite spot since I moved back four years ago. The staff is incredibly friendly, and they've always given me fantastic drink recommendations. I've brought many friends here because the drinks are exceptional. I really appreciate seeing their smiling faces in the morning; they add a wonderful energy that brightens my day!