Flavortown - Kampala

Flavortown was the best thing that happened to me. Thank you guy fieri, even though this place is set in a pretty bad meme, I'd say it was a very enjoyable experience at this place. Would visit again. PS. Shame you guys don't have a river full of gravy.

Eating at flavor town was the single best thing to ever happen to me. I began to love life and life began to love me back. I found $100, I got a raise and my dog came back from the dead. Best of all I can finally die happy knowing I have been to the single best restaurant that has ever and will ever exist. Thank you for an unforgettable experience.

I had my questions about Flavor Town. As an elite french critique I couldn't risk my reputation. Upon arrival I said that the the chef could surprise me. The strange man on roller skates gave me ratatouille. The moment it touched my tongue I froze. I dropped my pen in slow motion... I remembered my childhood. One night I had wrecked my bike. I was devasted. I went home in tears. When I opened the door I saw my mother. She comforted me. I sat and ate the best meal of my life...... At least, until Flavor Town. I realized how cruel I had become as an adult. I devoured the rest of my meal....... A CHANGED MAN. Flavor Town is hands down the best restaurant on Earth.

Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. One last trip he whispers to Flavortown

Food in the flavor town was the only best thing that ever happened to me. I started loving life and life began to love me again. I found $100, I got a raise and my dog came back from the dead. The best of all I can finally die happy to know that I'm in the only best restaurant that ever and will ever exist. Thank you for an unforgettable experience.