Гвардеец - Kubinka

This place is a disaster! Eating cold, terrible food from plastic dishes for 2,500 rubles is unbelievable! The only good thing was that it was the nearest café. I'm giving one star only for the interior. I do not recommend visiting. Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: ₽2,000–2,400

The worst place I've ever eaten at. The food was terrible and inedible! Everything was cold, and we paid 4,000 rubles for 4 bowls of borscht and 2 plates of food. It would have been one thing if the food was at least edible, but it was simply impossible to eat! Disgusting! The park is nice, but after visiting this cafe, my overall experience and mood were completely ruined! I do not recommend it! Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

This is the most expensive and tasteless food I've ever had. The dishes are cafeteria-style, and the food is served cold. You have to heat it up yourself in a barely functioning microwave, which takes several minutes and only warms the food slightly. The cashier had an extremely pretentious attitude, as if she worked in a high-end restaurant. I do not recommend this place, not even if you're very hungry. The reviews on 2GIS are much more reliable, of course. Don't rely on the reviews you see here, as you'll be in for a disappointment...

Cons: The borscht was tasteless—it's surprising that anyone would praise it. Have you never tasted anything that isn't sweeter than radish? It was barely warm, and the meat was dry with huge chunks chopped like they were using an axe. Honestly, the school cafeteria serves better food. We also ordered carbonara, which arrived 20 minutes after the borscht, making our total wait time about 45 minutes, despite there only being 10-12 people in the dining area. The pasta was completely unseasoned; I had to rummage through my pockets for salt, luckily I had some. The portion size is more suitable for a preschooler. I’ve attached a photo. There was nothing on the table; the waitress didn't even think to bring napkins or other dining essentials like salt, pepper, or toothpicks. On the plus side, the location and interior are nice. In short, it’s not a café but a shame for the park. They should really reconsider their approach.

This place is fantastic! It's cozy and warm, with a homey atmosphere. The food is delicious, and the presentation of the dishes is absolutely amazing!