St. Hazards Resort - Middle Bass

H-NO! We all need to get a class action suit going for false advertisement. We stayed in the resort/condo and paid through the nose for 2 days and we left the next morning. The pool area was run down and looked terrible. The pool was filled with brownish colored water and the place tacky as “H”. The Condo itself gave the feel of being abandoned but the site said “Last Room Left”. The only people there, was us and maybe one or two other people. The beds were hard as cement and extremely cheap just an awful experience. What a monumental Rip-Off!

Resort is a very generous term.. we stayed in Cabin 1 at St. Hazards. DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE WE DID. It was bare bones, as anticipated, but the porch light and inside ceiling lights didn’t work. Porch was covered in cobwebs and dirt, with a loose front step. We didn’t have a fire pit outside as we were sold -the front desk said we could take one from another vacant site. Inconvenienced, but okay. The WORST part was definitely the bathrooms... They were constantly dirty and clogged, even the restaurant/pool ones. I’ve stayed in state parks for 1/2 the price with much nicer facilities. The bath trailer was disgusting, it smelled just walking up to it. I would’ve loved to shower, but wasn’t sure what I would contract in there. It was filmy and rust colored. The cleanliness was our biggest concern and it should be yours too. Pool needed updating, but the music and drinks were nice. Too bad we didn’t want to relax drink more because then we would’ve had to use those disgusting bathrooms even more. Spend the extra and stay in Put In Bay.

Resort is a very generous term.. we stayed in Cabin 1 at St. Hazards. DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE WE DID. It was bare bones, as anticipated, but the porch light and inside ceiling lights didn’t work. Porch was covered in cobwebs and dirt, with a loose front step. We didn’t have a fire pit outside as we were sold -the front desk said we could take one from another vacant site. Inconvenienced, but okay. The WORST part was definitely the bathrooms... They were constantly dirty and clogged, even the restaurant/pool ones. I’ve stayed in state parks for 1/2 the price with much nicer facilities. The bath trailer was disgusting, it smelled just walking up to it. I would’ve loved to shower, but wasn’t sure what I would contract in there. It was filmy and rust colored. The cleanliness was our biggest concern and it should be yours too. Pool needed updating, but the music and drinks were nice. Too bad we didn’t want to relax drink more because then we would’ve had to use those disgusting bathrooms even more. Spend the extra and stay in Put In Bay.

Resort is a very generous term.. we stayed in Cabin 1 at St. Hazards. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE WE DID. It was bare bones, as anticipated, but the porch light and inside ceiling lights didn't work. Porch was covered in cobwebs and dirt, with a loose front step. We didn't have a fire pit outside as we were sold -the front desk said we could take one from another vacant site. Inconvenienced, but okay. The WORST part was definitely the bathrooms... They were constantly dirty and clogged, even the restaurant/pool ones. I've stayed in state parks for 1/2 the price with much nicer facilities. The bath trailer was disgusting, it smelled just walking up to it. I would've loved to shower, but wasn't sure what I would contract in there. It was filmy and rust colored. The cleanliness was our biggest concern and it should be yours too. Pool needed updating, but the music and drinks were nice. Too bad we didn't want to relax drink more because then we would've had to use those disgusting bathrooms even more. Spend the extra and stay in Put In Bay.

Many of the amenities were not usable. For instance, the coffee maker was filthy and lacked filters, which we were told we could purchase at the general store. After raising a complaint, we had to request a gas tank to use the gas grill. The screened-in porch was poorly maintained, with numerous holes and a rickety door that had a significant gap in the screen, making it impossible to enjoy the evening outdoors without being swarmed by bugs. The pool area was congested each afternoon, and we learned from other users that it’s considered a public pool on the island, not exclusive to guests. Public restrooms were often filthy and prone to flooding, adding to the overall lack of cleanliness. The most troubling issue was the possibility of bed bugs; we fear we may have brought them home with us. Overall, it is clear that the property has not been maintained properly. This experience was not worth the money, and I would not categorize it as a resort.