Bazza's Breakfast - St. Helens

Chips are class, bacon sausage and egg on toast is a must. Everything is cheep but absolutely delicious. Room is usually full of teenagers so a mix of sweat and ecigs fill the room. Wendy is really nice to talk to

The restaurant has a strong odor of sweat and fungus, mixed with the smell of grease which is overwhelming. However, the atmosphere is enhanced by the aroma of burnt e-cigarette coils and a variety of flavors. The chicken tenders are delicious, as are the mysterious goth kids who add an interesting element to the place. Overall, Bazzas can be described as heaven on earth, a place where I would love to spend my last moments. Special mention goes to Wendy, who is the most attractive woman I have ever seen.

Bazzas is the best place in the world. The food I eat there every day is delicious and I highly recommend telling your friends, family, neighbors, and even pets about this place. The expertly crafted food even cured my erectile dysfunction. Bazzas is life. Eat, sleep, Bazzas, repeat. Amen.

The food at this restaurant was so delicious that my wife was excited before we even left. I mistakenly mistook the chips for something as iconic as Gandhi's flip flop, but the quality has improved since then and is now on par with restaurants like Gordon Ramsay's. Be sure to try their refreshing milkshake with a unique cheese aftertaste, but be warned it may make you act indecently in public. Bonus stars for Wendy's being especially delicious.

The dusty smell of sweaty college students and fried nuggets completely suffocates you as you venture into the palace itself Gorgeous lady tho, Mrs Bazza herself.