Weed Cafe Sign

So I 'm randomly checking Google maps, high af, see a place written WEED, I 'm like okaaay...Lemme check it out...I zoom in and they have Weed Cafe I 'm like definitely going there...so here I am with a newly made goal take home some soil from there get it to my friends like I brought Weed...

The Weed cafe sign: a window to the other side? I pulled into town in my certified pre-owned honda element and the first thing I saw was... it. The sign. If I were a greater man I would have approached, or even taken a photo. For a mere mortal? The sign shines with the power of a thousand dying suns and i was quaking in my chuck taylors at a hundred meters out. At 50 meters? My hair had turned white. 25? All of the water in my car had turned to wine. 10? My dog was speaking latin, and I understood. 5? I cannot tell you, I woke up laying on the pavement outside the grocery store in Ruidioso. Was it all a dream, or was my fleshy space suit commandeered by some divine being on a conquest? All I know is this: the sign is not to be feared.4 stars because my wallet was empty when I woke up and my yardbirds cassette tape was stuck in the player.

Wow, this one takes the cake. Seriously. I mean, how would I even get to the cafe without the sign? I think the sign might even be more important than the cafe itself, they wouldn't have gotten my money otherwise. Excuse the french when I say Weed has the best f ing sign in this here New Mexico. God bless this sign and God Bless Weed New Mexico United States of America!Edit: PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PSAObadiah from the post office is lobbying for an updated sign with a LEWD woman we CANNOT let this happen, send Tony your concerns!

I got borderline diabetic up in here. Some gas