Vodka Nightclub - Winchester

I went to a place called vodka. I met with a lovely dogger. I fell down the stairs. Got hit with a chair. Now I feel like my life is over! Rhymes aside, do not go to this place. It is literally where dreams go to die. Please. Whatever you do don't wait till the end of the night when they turn the lights on. The scars will stay with you for life. I promise.

Didn’t let us in due to my mate wearing shorts. “It’s not the gym mate” bouncer thought he was the biggest man in town but just had a tiny Pickle. Lovely reply for the owners but sadly swimming shorts are highly needed with the state of the bathroom floors :

DISGUSTING TRANSPHOBIA Went out in full drag on international women 's day. I got kicked out for going to the ladies bathroom with my friend. One of the female bouncers called Gail asked if I was a real woman and asked to see my ID. Afterwards I was approached in the smoking area by Gail and another bouncer who asked me to go downstairs with them to have a chat. After head bouncer Dennis checked my ID he said that because my passport said male that I would have to use the men 's bathroom. I explained that I was wearing a playsuit and had to undress to use the bathroom and so could not just go to the men 's. He was willing to let me and my friend back in provided I used the men 's bathroom, which we said yes to, but after we asked for his name he said we weren 't allowed back in. Absolutely disgusting. Head bouncer Dennis also turned his armband around so it couldn 't be seen and later took it off. Hope to take this further legally.

I’ve never seen such a dirty, grotty, stinky, grubby, mucky, greasy establishment in my 45 years on this earth. I got the bubonic plague and scurvy from just stepping foot onto the dance floor, they had to amputate my legs to save my life, I am now in a vegetative state. Worst of all I had to remortgage my house to pay for the entry fee. God help anyone who steps foot in this cesspit. Ps I can’t wait for next flexit Friday hopefully they will accept my spleen or my left kidney in place of the entery fee : xoxo

Awful club, was in the toilets and head of security tried to charge a poor bloke who said he didn’t feel well £100 for being sick when he hadn’t been. I helped the security guard get him outside and was kicked out as well, even after I was kicked out I wasn’t allowed to leave as I had to get the poor guy away from the club. Without any idea who he was I had to use his phone to call his friends inside the club to come out and assist him. Paid £5 entry to do the securities job for them. Would not recommend.